Good Jobs for People Who Write Good

Jun 25

OKAY GREAT. MAYBE THE THING WE CAN BARTER IS LEGAL SERVICES AT A LATER DATE. I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL MAKE AN AMAZING LAWYER, GIVEN HOW MUCH EFFORT YOU ARE GOING TO PUT INTO GETTING INTO WHAT IS SURELY AN AMAZING, HIGH-QUALITY LAW SCHOOL THAT WOULD ACCEPT YOU BASED ON ESSAYS YOU SOURCED FROM CRAIGSLIST.

OKAY GREAT. MAYBE THE THING WE CAN BARTER IS LEGAL SERVICES AT A LATER DATE. I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL MAKE AN AMAZING LAWYER, GIVEN HOW MUCH EFFORT YOU ARE GOING TO PUT INTO GETTING INTO WHAT IS SURELY AN AMAZING, HIGH-QUALITY LAW SCHOOL THAT WOULD ACCEPT YOU BASED ON ESSAYS YOU SOURCED FROM CRAIGSLIST.

Jun 24

Congratulations idiots, you’re getting spam and account hacks off of this one for sure.

Congratulations idiots, you’re getting spam and account hacks off of this one for sure.

Jun 22

College going always a plus. You glad you go college for opportunity these.

College going always a plus. You glad you go college for opportunity these.

Jun 21

Also needed: someone to explain what the word “compensation” means, and how it differs from the word “description”.

Also needed: someone to explain what the word “compensation” means, and how it differs from the word “description”.

Jun 20

Surprising how many people need script writers for such amazing and specific projects

Surprising how many people need script writers for such amazing and specific projects

Jun 19

Is 6’1” short? Writing for more info.

Is 6’1” short? Writing for more info.

Jun 18

Oh damn, I was into this until the stipulation about being under 30. I was all set to pitch articles about that notorious rascal Bob Cousy’s antics off the court, or about the newfangled leather helmets being worn by the Harvard football squad, or a warning about having too many coloreds in Baseball now that this Jackie Robinson fellow is getting popular.

Oh damn, I was into this until the stipulation about being under 30. I was all set to pitch articles about that notorious rascal Bob Cousy’s antics off the court, or about the newfangled leather helmets being worn by the Harvard football squad, or a warning about having too many coloreds in Baseball now that this Jackie Robinson fellow is getting popular.

Jun 17

Incest story. only somewhat dark and twisted. But, if you are one of those people who does not find incest to be “disagreeable”, you may have found yourself a writing partner.
Have fun with this, guys! Writing is such a solitary activity!
I say novel first, then sell the movie rights when it’s a big hit. 

Incest story. only somewhat dark and twisted. But, if you are one of those people who does not find incest to be “disagreeable”, you may have found yourself a writing partner.

Have fun with this, guys! Writing is such a solitary activity!

I say novel first, then sell the movie rights when it’s a big hit. 

Jun 13

Are you a giantess? 
Are you a woman who can write as if you are a giantess?
Okay, fine. Are you a guy that can write as if you’re a woman writing as if you’re a giantess?
This seems legit.

Are you a giantess? 

Are you a woman who can write as if you are a giantess?

Okay, fine. Are you a guy that can write as if you’re a woman writing as if you’re a giantess?

This seems legit.

Jun 12

Oh hey guys, not much happening here, just hoping you can give me your best ideas and then we’ll go our separate ways.
Also: based on this ad, it’s clear that someone thinks Tim Burton is a movie.

Oh hey guys, not much happening here, just hoping you can give me your best ideas and then we’ll go our separate ways.

Also: based on this ad, it’s clear that someone thinks Tim Burton is a movie.