Good Jobs for People Who Write Good

OKAY GREAT. MAYBE THE THING WE CAN BARTER IS LEGAL SERVICES AT A...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:53:01 -0400

OKAY GREAT. MAYBE THE THING WE CAN BARTER IS LEGAL SERVICES AT A LATER DATE. I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL MAKE AN AMAZING LAWYER, GIVEN HOW MUCH EFFORT YOU ARE GOING TO PUT INTO GETTING INTO WHAT IS SURELY AN AMAZING, HIGH-QUALITY LAW SCHOOL THAT WOULD ACCEPT YOU BASED ON ESSAYS YOU SOURCED FROM CRAIGSLIST.

Congratulations idiots, you’re getting spam and account...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 13:50:22 -0400

Congratulations idiots, you’re getting spam and account hacks off of this one for sure.

College going always a plus. You glad you go college for...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:55:07 -0400

College going always a plus. You glad you go college for opportunity these.

Also needed: someone to explain what the word...

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 14:01:50 -0400

Also needed: someone to explain what the word “compensation” means, and how it differs from the word “description”.

Surprising how many people need script writers for such amazing...

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 13:59:59 -0400

Surprising how many people need script writers for such amazing and specific projects

Is 6’1” short? Writing for more info.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 13:53:44 -0400

Is 6’1” short? Writing for more info.

Oh damn, I was into this until the stipulation about being under...

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 13:49:45 -0400

Oh damn, I was into this until the stipulation about being under 30. I was all set to pitch articles about that notorious rascal Bob Cousy’s antics off the court, or about the newfangled leather helmets being worn by the Harvard football squad, or a warning about having too many coloreds in Baseball now that this Jackie Robinson fellow is getting popular.

Incest story. only somewhat dark and twisted. But, if you are...

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 13:58:18 -0400

Incest story. only somewhat dark and twisted. But, if you are one of those people who does not find incest to be “disagreeable”, you may have found yourself a writing partner.

Have fun with this, guys! Writing is such a solitary activity!

I say novel first, then sell the movie rights when it’s a big hit.

Are you a giantess? Are you a woman who can write as if you are...

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 13:55:37 -0400

Are you a giantess?

Are you a woman who can write as if you are a giantess?

Okay, fine. Are you a guy that can write as if you’re a woman writing as if you’re a giantess?

This seems legit.

Oh hey guys, not much happening here, just hoping you can give...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 13:52:35 -0400

Oh hey guys, not much happening here, just hoping you can give me your best ideas and then we’ll go our separate ways.

Also: based on this ad, it’s clear that someone thinks Tim Burton is a movie.

Smart scientists, holler at your boy! You could be in on the...

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 15:56:20 -0400

Smart scientists, holler at your boy! You could be in on the ground floor of this amazing opportunity.

Also needed: smart punctuation users. Maybe someone who can string a few English words together into a sentence.

Uh..I think this might be in the wrong place? Unless...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:31:21 -0400

Uh..I think this might be in the wrong place? Unless you’re saying you’re looking for a writer to write your dishwasher ad.

Not to mention getting your own Mad Libs Pulitzer

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:09:59 -0500

Not to mention getting your own Mad Libs Pulitzer

DarkMark strikes again. A writer with HTML skills could really...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 10:32:56 -0500

DarkMark strikes again. A writer with HTML skills could really corner the DarkMarkMarket.

r u kidding? I’d love to give scripthelp to DARKMARK (or...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 22:01:20 -0500

r u kidding? I’d love to give scripthelp to DARKMARK (or even DarkMark and dm). Shit yes. Count me IN. No need to talk at all. Give me those disorganized notes and turn me loose.

Journalists! Based solely on the quality of his possessions in...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 08:44:24 -0500

Journalists! Based solely on the quality of his possessions in this video (which I assume is representative of rap videos where this guy is from), I think you should take a shot at posting random reviews for a big non-contractual payday! You should totally pitch it to Rolling Stone.

Oh. Here’s the video. In case you want to give it a go.

Let’s fine tone those characters and then I’m sure...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:46:52 -0500

Let’s fine tone those characters and then I’m sure it will hit big. Based on this post alone, I feel like it’s in great shape. I’m in.

This seems pretty legit. I’m in.

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:34:59 -0500

This seems pretty legit. I’m in.